ATTENTION EAST GOSHEN RESIDENTS
Our patrol officers arrested 2 individuals in the overnight hours in the Northeast section of the Township who were actively stealing gift cards and currency left out for your trashmen and recycling crew. As a result of the arrest, everything is presumed recovered.
Our police department made contact with A.J. Blosenski Inc., who is responding to our police station tomorrow to retrieve the generous gifts that were left for Carlos, Jose, Paulie, and Brandon.
Further details about the arrest will be forthcoming.